Chicago, The Metro, 4.15.2010. My very first performance of “Hot for Teacher,” a song I would later abandon in favor of Slayer. This features a little “funny” bit with a bikini-clad transvestite teacher and my experiment with long-sleeved fringe, also abandoned.

This video may be more notable for my second round of Bon Jovi, where I got 5.9., 5.9, and 6.0!

I can now die a happy air guitarist. Coolest photo ever.

hot lixx hulahan models mean melin shirt2008 World Champion and best air guitarist of all-time, Hot Lixx Hulahan models his brand new Mean Melin T-shirt (and pulls off a sweet MM trademark sneer). How awesome is that?

I still have some left after the mass order to help me get to Vegas, so if you want one, email me at eric@scene-stealers.com or go to this link and click ‘donate’ and I will hook you up!

NYC bound, baby!